Hi! I'm Shawn. Welcome to the hopefully humourous rantings of a lunatic covered in paint drippings, attempting to stave off my hoarder tendencies while turning a previously abused ex-rental/ mid-sixties raised bungalow into a more elegant reinvention of itself on no budget whatsoever.
I am sorry to have unleashed my sense of humour on your poor people. The Xanax is on the table beside the door. I believe this quote originated with the Gilmore Girls TV series. There are more times in my life this is a relevant statement than I'm comfortable admitting.